Wifey has a rumbling stomach and was about to go to the bathroom to unload when hubby stops her. Why let the shit go to waste, he says. Spray it on my face! So he lies down on the floor while she squats above his face, using the two tables for support. Diarrhea shoots out of her ass generously and splatters right across his face. He savors the foul liquid on his skin and licks his lips to taste it.