ITALIAN SPEAKINGOften my slaves who, due to the distance, cannot come in person to serve me as a toilet, ask me to ship them my chocolate and my champagne. The last request came from a slave from northern Italy and I want to show you how the preparation of the package that will be sent to him takes place. I start by shitting into a plastic container; this slave is very lucky, today I really make a a mountain of shit! Then its the pees turn, its the first in the morning, very concentrated; I pee in a container and then pour it into a plastic bottle. I put both the container with the shit and the bottle with the pee in a special plastic bag, which is then connected to the machine that extracts the air, creating a vacuum, and hermetically seals everything. Now the package with my delicacies is ready for shipment.
